星座学家 (Dear Astrologist)

feat. 9m88 · Xing Zuo Xue Jia

Artist: 熊仔 (Kumachan) Year: 2022 Album: 星座學家 (Dear Astrologist) - Single

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Oh 星座学家
Oh xīng zuò xué jiā
Oh Astrologist
我们的速配指数有几趴
wǒ men de sù pèi zhǐ shù yǒu jǐ pā
What's our compatibility score?
水逆危机 该不该出门见他
shuǐ nì wēi jī gāi bù gāi chū mén jiàn tā
During Mercury retrograde, should I go out to see him?
还是乖乖宅在家
hái shì guāi guāi zhái zài jiā
Or should I stay home obediently?
Oh 星座学教主
Oh xīng zuò xué jiào zhǔ
Oh Astrology Master
土象火象我却像瞎子在摸象
tǔ xiàng huǒ xiàng wǒ què xiàng xiā zi zài mō xiàng
I feel like a blind person trying to touch an elephant with earth and fire signs.
上升月亮 他桃花越来越旺
shàng shēng yuè liàng tā táo huā yuè lái yuè wàng
With my rising moon, his love life is getting hotter.
如何成为他的 only one
rú hé chéng wéi tā de only one
How can I become his only one?
服务生刚刚经过 嗯
fú wù shēng gāng gāng jīng guò ń
The waiter just passed by, hmm.
他很务实他很金牛 呃
tā hěn wù shí tā hěn jīn niú è
He's very practical, he's a Taurus, uh.
我也不是要嘴星座 no
wǒ yě bú shì yào zuǐ xīng zuò no
I don't mean to criticize astrology, no.
但你连他名字都没听过
dàn nǐ lián tā míng zì dōu méi tīng guò
But you haven't even heard his name.
将他故事完整拼凑
jiāng tā gù shì wán zhěng pīn còu
Patching together his story completely.
直接信誓旦旦一口
zhí jiē xìn shì dàn dàn yī kǒu
Certainty in a solemn oath.
咬定出生时他婴头顶上
yǎo dìng chū shēng shí tā yīng tóu dǐng shàng
Fixating on the astrological signs floating above his baby head.
浮著哪些星球 嗯
fú zhù nǎ xiē xīng qiú ń
Which planets are floating, hmm.
叫我别吵叫我不许 拗
jiào wǒ bié chǎo jiào wǒ bù xǔ ǎo
Tell me not to make noise, that I'm not allowed to.
我总吹毛求疵顾虑 多
wǒ zǒng chuī máo qiú cī gù lǜ duō
I always nitpick and worry too much.
总在假会总在舞文弄墨
zǒng zài jiǎ huì zǒng zài wǔ wén nòng mò
Always pretending and playing with words.
总在嘴砲那些术语
zǒng zài zuǐ pào nà xiē shù yǔ
Always talking about those terms.
什么 data 什么数据
shén me data shén me shù jù
What data, what statistics?
什么 beta distribution
shén me beta distribution
What beta distribution?
这么桀骜这么不训
zhè me jié ào zhè me bù xùn
So stubborn, so unteachable.
这么龟毛根本处女 座
zhè me guī máo gēn běn chǔ nǚ zuò
So picky, clearly a Virgo.
Outta here with that fake shit
臭直男 不懂伪科学
chòu zhí nán bù dǒng wěi kē xué
Smelly straight man, doesn’t understand pseudoscience.
星盘 留给妹子解
xīng pán liú gěi mèi zi jiě
The horoscope is left to girls to interpret.
唯一支持 Nasa Space X
wéi yī zhī chí Nasa Space X
Only supporting NASA SpaceX.
你不是真的关心
nǐ bú shì zhēn de guān xīn
You don't really care.
只想要观星
zhǐ xiǎng yào guān xīng
You just want to stargaze.
Be a 星探 for the time being
Be a xīng tàn for the time being
Be a star scout for the time being
不用担心 不用搬 天文望远镜
bù yòng dān xīn bù yòng bān tiān wén wàng yuǎn jìng
Don't worry, no need to move the telescope
Watch me do my thing
Im a star I be shining
Oh 星座学家
Oh xīng zuò xué jiā
Oh Astrologist
我们的速配指数有几趴
wǒ men de sù pèi zhǐ shù yǒu jǐ pā
What's our compatibility score?
水逆危机 该不该出门见他
shuǐ nì wēi jī gāi bù gāi chū mén jiàn tā
During Mercury retrograde, should I go out to see him?
还是乖乖宅在家
hái shì guāi guāi zhái zài jiā
Or should I stay home obediently?
Oh 星座学教主
Oh xīng zuò xué jiào zhǔ
Oh Astrology Master
土象火象我却像瞎子在摸象
tǔ xiàng huǒ xiàng wǒ què xiàng xiā zi zài mō xiàng
I feel like a blind person trying to touch an elephant with earth and fire signs.
上升月亮 他桃花越来越旺
shàng shēng yuè liàng tā táo huā yuè lái yuè wàng
With my rising moon, his love life is getting hotter.
如何成为他的 only one
rú hé chéng wéi tā de only one
How can I become his only one?
我的宝贝不甩明日气象
wǒ de bǎo bèi bù shuǎi míng rì qì xiàng
My baby doesn't care about tomorrow's weather
唯一指标国师绮阳
wéi yī zhǐ biāo guó shī qǐ yáng
The only indicator is the master Qiyang
星座排行当 心灵鸡汤
xīng zuò pái háng dāng xīn líng jī tāng
Zodiac rankings are like soul food
为了幸运色买 新衣裳
wèi le xìng yùn sè mǎi xīn yī shang
To buy lucky colors, I need new clothes
他说 你宁愿淋成落汤鸡样
tā shuō nǐ nìng yuàn lín chéng luò tāng jī yàng
He said you’d rather get drenched like a wet chicken
还是顶著大太阳 出门被彗星撞
hái shì dǐng zhù dà tài yáng chū mén bèi huì xīng zhuàng
Or face the blazing sun and get hit by a comet
隔壁小明老婆真赞
gé bì xiǎo míng lǎo pó zhēn zàn
Xiao Ming's wife next door is really amazing
宝宝生产 日 从著床开始计划老谋深算
bǎo bǎo shēng chǎn rì cóng zhù chuáng kāi shǐ jì huà lǎo móu shēn suàn
Baby production starts planning smartly from bed
明天将有七星连线灾难
míng tiān jiāng yǒu qī xīng lián xiàn zāi nàn
Tomorrow there will be a disaster with seven stars aligned
过了十二点 娃 明年再战
guò le shí èr diǎn wá míng nián zài zhàn
After midnight, baby, we’ll fight again next year
为了把上升牡羊座 生成双子
wèi le bǎ shàng shēng mǔ yáng zuò shēng chéng shuāng zi
To turn my rising Aries into a Gemini
羊水破了后 在产房多憋两个小时
yáng shuǐ pò le hòu zài chǎn fáng duō biē liǎng gè xiǎo shí
After the water breaks, wait a bit more in the delivery room
Outta here with that fake shit
臭直男 不懂伪科学
chòu zhí nán bù dǒng wěi kē xué
Smelly straight man, doesn’t understand pseudoscience.
难道你意思是我出生在别的 date
nán dào nǐ yì si shì wǒ chū shēng zài bié de date
Are you implying I was born on a different date?
现在我们约的会 会 会是别的 date
xiàn zài wǒ men yuē de huì huì huì shì bié de date
Now our date might be on a different date
你不是想要懂理化 只是想要合理化
nǐ bú shì xiǎng yào dǒng lǐ huà zhǐ shì xiǎng yào hé lǐ huà
You don't want to understand physics and chemistry, just want to rationalize things
把个性划成可以爱或可以骂
bǎ gè xìng huà chéng kě yǐ ài huò kě yǐ mà
Draw your personality as something that can be loved or criticized
不想占星 只想把你心侵占
bù xiǎng zhān xīng zhǐ xiǎng bǎ nǐ xīn qīn zhàn
I don’t want to read the stars; I only want to capture your heart.
与其战星座 不如一起去看星战
yǔ qí zhàn xīng zuò bù rú yì qǐ qù kàn xīng zhàn
Instead of fighting over zodiac signs, let's go watch Star Wars together
Oh 星座学家
Oh xīng zuò xué jiā
Oh Astrologist
我们的速配指数有几趴
wǒ men de sù pèi zhǐ shù yǒu jǐ pā
What's our compatibility score?
水逆危机 该不该出门见他
shuǐ nì wēi jī gāi bù gāi chū mén jiàn tā
During Mercury retrograde, should I go out to see him?
还是乖乖宅在家
hái shì guāi guāi zhái zài jiā
Or should I stay home obediently?
Oh 星座学教主
Oh xīng zuò xué jiào zhǔ
Oh Astrology Master
土象火象我却像瞎子在摸象
tǔ xiàng huǒ xiàng wǒ què xiàng xiā zi zài mō xiàng
I feel like a blind person trying to touch an elephant with earth and fire signs.
上升月亮 他桃花越来越旺
shàng shēng yuè liàng tā táo huā yuè lái yuè wàng
With my rising moon, his love life is getting hotter.
如何成为他的 only one
rú hé chéng wéi tā de only one
How can I become his only one?
（Hahaha）嗨 欢迎收听本周的 M 嗨星象观测站。这礼拜处女座的朋友们你们要注意咯，你们将在大众面前做出艰难的抉择。一不小心可能会卷入质疑的声浪哦。处女座的朋友们千万不要走心，跟著自己的心走才是最重要的。本周的幸运数字是 1.2，请务必小心使用。
（Hahaha） hāi huān yíng shōu tīng běn zhōu de M hāi xīng xiàng guān cè zhàn。 zhè lǐ bài chǔ nǚ zuò de péng yǒu men nǐ men yào zhù yì gē， nǐ men jiāng zài dà zhòng miàn qián zuò chū jiān nán de jué zé。 yí bù xiǎo xīn kě néng huì juǎn rù zhì yí de shēng làng ó。 chǔ nǚ zuò de péng yǒu men qiān wàn bú yào zǒu xīn， gēn zhe zì jǐ de xīn zǒu cái shì zuì zhòng yào de。 běn zhōu de xìng yùn shù zì shì 1.2， qǐng wù bì xiǎo xīn shǐ yòng。
(Hahaha) Hi, welcome to this week's M Hi Astrological Observation Station. This week, Virgo friends should pay attention; you will face a tough choice in front of the public. If you're not careful, you might get caught in waves of doubt. Virgo friends, don’t take it to heart; following your own heart is the most important. This week’s lucky numbers are 1.2, so please use them cautiously.

Mandarin learning guide

Learn with 星座學家

This guide follows a lyric voice that mixes astrology terms, playful slang, and direct questions about dating. It is best for learning how Mandarin lines can move between everyday speech and specialized vocabulary.

astrology vocabulary in context; soft questions and decisions; slangy comparison and critique

What to listen for

The lyrics center on asking an astrologist about compatibility, retrograde caution, and relationship certainty, then push back against over-reading signs and jargon. Across the song, the language shifts between colloquial Mandarin, mixed English phrases, and pointed comments about astrology talk, so learners can practice how one topic is framed in several registers.

Understand how the lyric asks for a compatibility judgment in natural Mandarin.
Recognize several astrology-related nouns and phrases used in a conversational setting.
Notice how the song uses slang and contrast markers to question overconfidence.

How the song moves

Opening appeal

The voice calls out to a星座学家 and immediately asks for a compatibility score and advice about whether to go out or stay home.

Pushback and jargon

The next lines describe astrology talk as overcomplicated, mixing signs, technical-sounding words, and criticism of certainty.

Return to the hook

The refrain comes back to the same three-step question pattern: ask the expert, weigh the score, and decide whether to see him or stay in.

Translation choices

我们的速配指数有几趴

wǒ men de sù pèi zhǐ shù yǒu jǐ pā

Natural English: What’s our compatibility score?
Why: 速配指数 is a compact, conversational way to ask about romantic matching, and 'score' keeps the lyric’s casual, slightly playful tone.

水逆危机该不该出门见他

shuǐ nì wēi jī gāi bù gāi chū mén jiàn tā

Natural English: During Mercury retrograde, should I go out to see him?
Why: This rendering preserves the question form and the decision-making feel of 该不该, while 'during Mercury retrograde' matches the astrological condition named in the line.

我也不是要嘴星座 no

wǒ yě bú shì yào zuǐ xīng zuò no

Natural English: I’m not trying to mock astrology, no.
Why: 嘴星座 here is a speech-like complaint or jab, so 'mock astrology' fits the line’s defensive tone better than a neutral description.

Useful Mandarin from the song

速配指数sù pèi zhǐ shùcompatibility score

A practical phrase for checking how well two people match. In the lyric, it frames romance as something measured or rated.

你们的速配指数是多少？nǐ men de sù pèi zhǐ shù shì duō shǎo？What’s your compatibility score?

该不该gāi bù gāishould or shouldn’t

Used for hesitation and weighing options. The lyric uses it to show uncertainty about whether to act.

我该不该现在回他消息？wǒ gāi bù gāi xiàn zài huí tā xiāo xī？Should I reply to him now or not?

务实wù shípractical

A useful adjective for someone who focuses on reality and usefulness. Here it describes the person being talked about.

他做事很务实。tā zuò shì hěn wù shí。He’s very practical.

吹毛求疵chuī máo qiú cīto nitpick

A fixed expression for being overly picky about small details. The lyric pairs it with顾虑多 to show a habit of excessive worry.

别对小问题吹毛求疵。bié duì xiǎo wèn tí chuī máo qiú cī。Don’t nitpick the small stuff.

Listen closely

Listen for the repeated address pattern: the speaker calls out to 星座学家 / 星座学教主 before asking a question or making a judgment.
Notice how the lyric alternates between questions and quick answers, especially in lines with 该不该 and 还是.
Pay attention to code-switching: English words like only one, data, beta distribution, and fake shit appear inside Mandarin lines, which changes the rhythm and tone.

Check your understanding

In the line 我们的速配指数有几趴, what is the speaker asking for?
Show answer
They are asking for a compatibility score or matching percentage.
Which phrase shows hesitation about action: 该不该 or 只想要?
Show answer
该不该.

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