Φ.Nerd with Attitude (Φ.兇宅)
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Search “熊仔 Φ.兇宅” on YouTube是谁说玩音乐 小孩不会变坏
Who said playing music won't change kids for the better?
看我从玩音乐 小宅男 变成天菜
Look at how I've transformed from a music-playing geek into a star.
Damn right
Damn right.
千载 难逢的时间那就是现在
A once-in-a-thousand-years moment is right now.
宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅
The geek has turned fierce; the geek has turned into the fierce house.
饶舌歌手都喜欢炫富 抱歉... 我都炫技
Rappers love to show off their wealth; sorry... I just show off my skills.
饶舌歌手不喜欢念书 抱歉... 台大电机
Rappers don't like studying; sorry... I'm in the electrical engineering program at NTU.
饶舌歌手都狰狞面目 抱歉... 长得秀气
Rappers have fierce looks; sorry... I look delicate.
饶舌歌手都喜欢电镀 抱歉... 比较喜欢上台电你
Rappers love bling; sorry... I prefer to be on stage with you.
饶舌歌手都烟酒不离手
Rappers are never apart from their drinks and smokes.
但我比较喜欢研究beat.flow 前奏一下绝对不熄火
But I prefer studying beat and flow; an intro so fire it won’t go out.
饶舌歌手笑我学院派 呵是研究所
Rappers laugh at me for being academic; haha, I’m in graduate school.
但最后 没韵没flow 还不是回头来研究我
But in the end, with no rhyme and no flow, they still turn back to study me.
当饶舌歌手对脸书 渐渐成瘾 我逐渐的 读万卷书 𦈌出 一身本领
As rappers become gradually addicted to Facebook, I’m busy reading thousands of books and gaining skills.
身影 隐身在 书店 咖啡厅 再浮现时已是架上无限的成品
My figure hides in bookstores and cafes; when I reappear, I’m a shelf full of products.
他们汲汲营营 比谁bling bling 你听 chi ching 奖学金的声音
They hustle to be more bling-bling; you can hear the chi ching of scholarship money.
跟我抢金音奖 问我你怎么抢不赢
Competing for the Golden Melody Award with me? Ask me why you can’t win.
叫你多听听讲 你怎么讲都讲不听
I told you to listen more, why don't you hear what I’m saying?
是谁说玩音乐 小孩不会变坏
Who said playing music won't change kids for the better?
看我从玩音乐 小宅男 变成天菜
Look at how I've transformed from a music-playing geek into a star.
Damn right
Damn right.
千载 难逢的时间那就是现在
A once-in-a-thousand-years moment is right now.
宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 凶宅
The geek has turned fierce; the geek has turned into the fierce house, fierce house, fierce house.
宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅
The geek has turned fierce; the geek has turned into the fierce house.
还记得刚开始 上台时 像个呆子 呵
Remember when I first took the stage? I looked like a fool, haha.
用著方程式 算著拍子sounding like a nerd
Using equations to calculate the rhythm, sounding like a nerd.
各种抢拍和 忘词 和放不开的腼腆
Various off-beats, forgetting the lyrics, and being shy.
他们看我憨呆的样子 对我指指点点说
They look at me with a foolish expression, pointing and saying:
Look at this guy 这么的宅 还想站上舞台 这么可爱 呵呵呵x∞
Look at this guy, he’s so geeky and still wants to go on stage; so cute, haha.
Why don't you give me the mic
Why don't you give me the mic?
Bitch you're killing the vibe
Bitch, you're killing the vibe.
乖乖牌还玩什么饶舌 快快回家弹你的陶喆
Good kids shouldn't be rapping; hurry back home and play your David Tao.
管你 来自什么嘻研社 又不是杜振熙来自颜社
No matter where you come from, it’s not like Du Zhenxi is from the Yan Society.
关于小熊仔
About Xiong Zai.
他即使受到一次一次鄙视 没有因此遗失己志
Even after facing disdain time and again, he never lost sight of his ambition.
反而以此逼自己 日复一日靠著意志力 累积实力与气势
Instead, I push myself by relying on willpower day after day to accumulate strength and momentum.
现在曾对他嗤之以鼻的 都被他颐指气使
Now those who once scorned him are being bossed around by him.
谁想的到 从没人想敲 到每个人都想要
Who would've thought, no one imagined that everyone now wants to join in.
水涨船高 演唱会的票 一堆妹抢著要
As opportunities rise, concert tickets are in high demand from many girls.
谁想合照 (我 我 我) 来一个一个排队来
Who wants a photo together? (Me, me, me) Let's line up one by one.
谁想的到 鬼才想的到 难怪他们都说我是鬼才
Who would've thought? No one could have imagined. No wonder they call me a genius.
是谁说玩音乐 小孩不会变坏
Who said playing music won't change kids for the better?
看我从玩音乐 小宅男 变成天菜
Look at how I've transformed from a music-playing geek into a star.
Damn right
Damn right.
千载 难逢的时间那就是现在
A once-in-a-thousand-years moment is right now.
宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 凶宅
The geek has turned fierce; the geek has turned into the fierce house, fierce house, fierce house.
宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅
The geek has turned fierce; the geek has turned into the fierce house.
说自己没准备 然后考很废 这种都被我欺凌
Claiming to be unprepared but still failing miserably; these types are bullied by me.
说自己没准备 然后熬整夜 这种我最唾弃你
Claiming to be unprepared yet pulling all-nighters; these types I disdain the most.
说自己熬整夜 然后考很废 这种都没我机灵
Claiming to pull all-nighters yet still failing; these types cannot outsmart me.
我都高分贝 说要拿高分 考倒数最后一名
I am in high volume, saying I want to score high yet ranking last.
说自己没准备 然后考很废 这种都被我欺凌
Claiming to be unprepared but still failing miserably; these types are bullied by me.
说自己没准备 然后熬整夜 这种我最唾弃你
Claiming to be unprepared yet pulling all-nighters; these types I disdain the most.
说自己熬整夜 然后考很废 这种都没我机灵
Claiming to pull all-nighters yet still failing; these types cannot outsmart me.
我都高分贝 说要拿高分 考倒数最后一名
I am in high volume, saying I want to score high yet ranking last.
你看那多工的过动儿 一边做歌一边做功课
Look at that hyperactive multitasker, making music while doing homework.
发展出到底是多风格 还是多重人格 他们都说我疯了
Developing either a unique style or a multiple personality; they all say I’m crazy.
像是24个比利 调配我的人格特质比例
Like having 24 personalities, I mix my character traits.
白天受科学式的启迪 晚上变歌词制造机器
In the day, enlightened by science; at night, I transform into a lyric-making machine.
没办法克制 歇斯底里 随时提笔 写词维持技艺
There's no way to hold back or stop; at any moment, I can pick up my pen to maintain my skills.
允文允武 但韵文就是我装备的武器
Versatile and capable, but poetry is the weapon I am equipped with.
表面扬眉又吐气 背后付出双倍的努力 双倍的武力
On the surface, I appear nonchalant while putting in double the effort and force behind the scenes.
5x2=10 所以有的是实力
5x2=10, so there is indeed strength.
怎么那么宅 怎么那么鸟 到
Why is it so nerdy? Why is it so ridiculous?
怎么那么帅 怎么那么屌 怎么那么有脑袋
Why is he so cool? Why is he so impressive? Why is he so smart?
怎么那么罩 这么多的才华 这么少时间 怎么做的到
How does he handle so much talent in such little time?
flow怎么那么快 韵怎么那么巧 笑容这么坏 对人怎么那么好
How is his flow so fast? How are the rhymes so clever? With such a bad smile, how is he so nice to people?
到底怎么做的到 没道理 真的想知道 我教你 来
How exactly does he achieve that? It makes no sense. I really want to know. I'll teach you, come.
一早起来 就卯起来 我跳起来 我超期待
Waking up early, I get ready. I jump up, I am super excited.
新考验拿份考题来 不小心我又考100
In a new challenge, I accidentally ace the test with a score of 100 again.
我钻研我的专业能力维持我的专页人气
I delve into my professional skills to maintain my page's popularity.
管理粉丝专页回复每个粉丝给的关切
Managing the fan page and responding to every concern from fans.
回复每个专题生提出的每个专题问题
Replying to every project question posed by each student.
回顾我的专辑整体度有没有贯彻彻底
Reflecting on whether my album's overall coherence has been thoroughly executed.
回到我的秘密基地继续努力钻研动笔
Returning to my secret base, I continue to work hard and refine my writing.
Just so I can be the truly one and only WHAT?!
Just so I can be the truly one and only WHAT?!
凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅
Haunted house, haunted house, haunted house, the宅男 becomes haunted, the宅男 becomes the haunted house.
凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅 凶宅!
Haunted house, haunted house, haunted house, the宅男 becomes haunted, the宅男 becomes the haunted house, haunted house!