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Oh Astrologist
我们的速配指数有几趴
What's our compatibility score?
水逆危机 该不该出门见他
During Mercury retrograde, should I go out to see him?
还是乖乖宅在家
Or should I stay home obediently?
Oh 星座学教主
Oh Astrology Master
土象火象我却像瞎子在摸象
I feel like a blind person trying to touch an elephant with earth and fire signs.
上升月亮 他桃花越来越旺
With my rising moon, his love life is getting hotter.
如何成为他的only one
How can I become his only one?
服务生刚刚经过 嗯
The waiter just passed by, hmm.
他很务实他很金牛 呃
He's very practical, he's a Taurus, uh.
我也不是要嘴星座 no
I don't mean to criticize astrology, no.
但你连他名字都没听过
But you haven't even heard his name.
将他故事完整拼凑
Patching together his story completely.
直接信誓旦旦一口
Certainty in a solemn oath.
咬定出生时他婴头顶上
Fixating on the astrological signs floating above his baby head.
浮著哪些星球 嗯
Which planets are floating, hmm.
叫我别吵叫我不许 拗
Tell me not to make noise, that I'm not allowed to.
我总吹毛求疵顾虑 多
I always nitpick and worry too much.
总在假会总在舞文弄墨
Always pretending and playing with words.
总在嘴砲那些术语
Always talking about those terms.
什么data什么数据
What data, what statistics?
什么beta distribution
What beta distribution?
这么桀骜这么不训
So stubborn, so unteachable.
这么龟毛根本处女 座
So picky, clearly a Virgo.
Outta here with that fake shit
Outta here with that fake shit.
臭直男 不懂伪科学
Smelly straight man, doesn’t understand pseudoscience.
星盘 留给妹子解
The horoscope is left to girls to interpret.
唯一支持 Nasa Space X
Only supporting NASA SpaceX.
你不是真的关心
You don't really care.
只想要观星
You just want to stargaze.
Be a 星探 for the time being
Be a star scout for the time being
不用担心 不用搬 天文望远镜
Don't worry, no need to move the telescope
Watch me do my thing
Watch me do my thing
Im a star I be shining
I'm a star, I'll be shining
Oh 星座学家
Oh Astrologist
我们的速配指数有几趴
What's our compatibility score?
水逆危机 该不该出门见他
During Mercury retrograde, should I go out to see him?
还是乖乖宅在家
Or should I stay home obediently?
Oh 星座学教主
Oh Astrology Master
土象火象我却像瞎子在摸象
I feel like a blind person trying to touch an elephant with earth and fire signs.
上升月亮 他桃花越来越旺
With my rising moon, his love life is getting hotter.
如何成为他的only one
How can I become his only one?
我的宝贝不甩明日气象
My baby doesn't care about tomorrow's weather
唯一指标国师绮阳
The only indicator is the master Qiyang
星座排行当 心灵鸡汤
Zodiac rankings are like soul food
为了幸运色买 新衣裳
To buy lucky colors, I need new clothes
他说 你宁愿淋成落汤鸡样
He said you’d rather get drenched like a wet chicken
还是顶著大太阳 出门被彗星撞
Or face the blazing sun and get hit by a comet
隔壁小明老婆真赞
Xiao Ming's wife next door is really amazing
宝宝生产 日 从著床开始计划老谋深算
Baby production starts planning smartly from bed
明天将有七星连线灾难
Tomorrow there will be a disaster with seven stars aligned
过了十二点 娃 明年再战
After midnight, baby, we’ll fight again next year
为了把上升牡羊座 生成双子
To turn my rising Aries into a Gemini
羊水破了后 在产房多憋两个小时
After the water breaks, wait a bit more in the delivery room
Outta here with that fake shit
Outta here with that fake shit.
臭直男 不懂伪科学
Smelly straight man, doesn’t understand pseudoscience.
难道你意思是我出生在别的date
Are you implying I was born on a different date?
现在我们约的会 会 会是别的date
Now our date might be on a different date
你不是想要懂理化 只是想要合理化
You don't want to understand physics and chemistry, just want to rationalize things
把个性划成可以爱或可以骂
Draw your personality as something that can be loved or criticized
不想占星 只想把你心侵占
Don't want to占星, just want to invade your heart
与其战星座 不如一起去看星战
Instead of fighting over zodiac signs, let's go watch Star Wars together
Oh 星座学家
Oh Astrologist
我们的速配指数有几趴
What's our compatibility score?
水逆危机 该不该出门见他
During Mercury retrograde, should I go out to see him?
还是乖乖宅在家
Or should I stay home obediently?
Oh 星座学教主
Oh Astrology Master
土象火象我却像瞎子在摸象
I feel like a blind person trying to touch an elephant with earth and fire signs.
上升月亮 他桃花越来越旺
With my rising moon, his love life is getting hotter.
如何成为他的only one
How can I become his only one?
(Hahaha)嗨 欢迎收听本周的M嗨星象观测站。这礼拜处女座的朋友们你们要注意咯,你们将在大众面前做出艰难的抉择。一不小心可能会卷入质疑的声浪哦。处女座的朋友们千万不要走心,跟著自己的心走才是最重要的。本周的幸运数字是1.2,请务必小心使用。
(Hahaha) Hi, welcome to this week's M Hi Astrological Observation Station. This week, Virgo friends should pay attention; you will face a tough choice in front of the public. If you're not careful, you might get caught in waves of doubt. Virgo friends, don’t take it to heart; following your own heart is the most important. This week’s lucky numbers are 1.2, so please use them cautiously.