Riyoko (Riyoko (好友已滿))
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Search “熊仔 Riyoko (好友已滿)” on YouTubeI was just flipping thru my 好友图鉴
I was just flipping through my friend list.
Tryna find a few gems
Trying to find a few gems.
Holler at a girl like hey 好久不见
Holler at a girl like, hey, long time no see.
有点猪哥 but who gives a damn
A little bit of a pig, but who gives a damn.
Then that 脸书推荐 一个 friend of a friend
Then Facebook suggested a friend of a friend.
I done seen a few ten out of tens
I've seen a few tens out of tens.
But this one 如果满分是一千
But this one, if full marks are a thousand.
Baby girl 他逼近无限
Baby girl, she's approaching infinity.
于是我滑了滑 看了看 她的板 发的文 画的画
So I scrolled through, looking at her posts and paintings.
Oh my god! What a star!
Oh my god! What a star!
To be honest, she's an artist
To be honest, she's an artist.
Filled my heart with butterflies
Filled my heart with butterflies.
心花怒放 让一个音痴想为她歌唱
My heart bursts with joy, making a tone-deaf person want to sing for her.
天使的脸庞 婀娜的身材
An angelic face, a graceful figure.
违反科学的存在
Defying the laws of existence.
说实在的我 平常不主动加人
Honestly, I don't usually take the initiative to add people.
But can you imagine 才子加上佳人
But can you imagine, a talent plus a beauty?
让人称羡的画面 god damn
An enviable scene, god damn.
相看两不厌倦的眷恋
A mutual gaze, an unwearied affection.
我想到这边我的游标 已经飘到
As I thought about this, my cursor had already drifted to.
她的好友邀请 就要 send it out
Her friend invitation, just about to send it out.
没时间犹豫犹疑 no that ain't me
No time to hesitate, no that ain't me.
倒抽一口气
Taking a deep breath.
但他的好友已满
But her friend list is already full.
（好友达到上限 赶快上线删一删你的）
(Friend list is at its limit, hurry online to delete some.)
好友已满
Friend list is full.
（水汪汪的双眼 像在放电 一闪一闪的）
(Watery eyes, like they're sparking, twinkling.)
你的好友已满
Your friend list is full.
是谁 把我的名额霸占
Who took my spot?
快删掉那个王八蛋 God damn! God damn!
Hurry and delete that bastard! God damn! God damn!
我想 要你 跟我 缔造友谊记录
I want you to create a friendship record with me.
我想 要你 在我 明年动态回顾
I want you to look back on my dynamics next year.
我想 出现 在 你的 好友九宫格
I want to appear in your friend grid.
我想 要你 我想要你 想到我疯了
I want you, I want you, thinking about me is driving me crazy.
但她的好友已满 stop
But her friends are already full, stop.
我觉得他该找个时间好好整理他的好友名单
I think he should find a good time to整理his friend list.
Nah for real 根据我保守计算
Nah for real, based on my conservative calculations.
其中攀关系的至少三成三
At least thirty-three percent are about connections.
完全没有聊过的又占一半
Half are people I've never talked to.
挑几个删一删 杀一杀
Pick a few, delete some, take them out.
I dunno 春艳 or 大卫X（喂）
I dunno, Chunyan or David X (hey).
我的朋友笑我瞎 说我小题大做
My friends laugh at me, saying I'm making a big deal out of nothing.
约我 party with them models ありがとう
Inviting me to party with those models, thank you.
但我宁愿在家唉声叹气
But I'd rather be home sighing and lamenting.
Praying to god like 耶稣大大 如果换成是你
Praying to God like, Jesus, if it were you.
在单身时期
During my single period.
愿不愿意安分守己
Would you be willing to play it safe?
默默当她的男粉丝里
Silently being one of her male fans.
毫不起眼的那的万分之一
Insignificantly just one in ten thousand.
但万分惋惜
But it's truly regretful.
当我听说她喜欢的男生有个好心肠
When I heard the guy she likes has a good heart.
有音乐才华加上会写文章
Has musical talent and can write.
虽然我不算会唱 但算会创作
Although I can't really sing, I can create.
好歹拿过两三个奖项
I've at least won a couple of awards.
至于我长相 还不赖 应该是偏帅
As for my looks, not bad, I should be pretty handsome.
她们说我正脸宅 侧脸是天菜
They say my frontal face is homey, but my profile is a beauty.
所以如果有天你走在我身边
So if one day you walk by me.
最好的一面为你呈现 let's go
I’d present my best side for you, let's go.
但她的好友已满
But her friends are already full.
（好友达到上限 赶快上线删一删你的）
(Friend list is at its limit, hurry online to delete some.)
好友已满
Friend list is full.
（水汪汪的双眼 像在放电 一闪一闪的）
(Watery eyes, like they're sparking, twinkling.)
你的好友已满
Your friend list is full.
是谁 把我的名额霸占
Who took my spot?
快删掉那个王八蛋 God damn! God damn!
Hurry and delete that bastard! God damn! God damn!
我想 要你 跟我 缔造友谊记录
I want you to create a friendship record with me.
我想 要你 在我 明年动态回顾
I want you to look back on my dynamics next year.
我想 出现 在 你的 好友九宫格
I want to appear in your friend grid.
我想 要你 我想要你 想到我疯了
I want you, I want you, thinking about me is driving me crazy.
我的朋友问我有事吗
My friends ask me if there's something wrong.
我才问我朋友有试吗
I just asked my friend if they've tried it.
没试过怎么知道行不通
How could you know if you don't try?
也许我不钟情 但我无法对我感情不忠
Maybe I'm not in love, but I can't be unfaithful to my feelings.
Erika说我像个痴汉
Erika says I act like a lovesick fool.
她不知道我是痴情的男子汉 9453
She doesn't know I'm a passionate man.
虽然不能送你九十九朵玫瑰花
Though I can't send you ninety-nine roses,
但我有Costco的会员卡
I have a Costco membership card.
怎么 追踪搞得像在跟踪的
What's up? Tracking feels like stalking.
我宁愿 追风也不愿意跟风的
I'd rather chase the wind than follow trends.
怎么 追踪搞得像在跟踪的
What's up? Tracking feels like stalking.
我宁愿 追风也不愿意跟风的
I'd rather chase the wind than follow trends.
I guess this is goodbye my love さようなら
I guess this is goodbye my love, sayonara.
I know it's been tough to love
I know it's been tough to love.
Someone from so far
Someone from so far.
So this is goodbye my love
So this is goodbye my love.
I guess it's been tough to love
I guess it's been tough to love.
Someone you don't even know
Someone you don't even know.
You don't even know me
You don't even know me.
这段感情也是辛苦你
This relationship has also been tough for you.