Φ.Nerd with Attitude (Φ.兇宅)

Kumachan (熊仔)

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是谁说玩音乐 小孩不会变坏
shì shuí shuō wán yīn yuè xiǎo hái bú huì biàn huài
Who said playing music won't change kids for the better?
看我从玩音乐 小宅男 变成天菜
kàn wǒ cóng wán yīn yuè xiǎo zhái nán biàn chéng tiān cài
Look at how I've transformed from a music-playing geek into a star.
Damn right
Damn right
Damn right.
千载 难逢的时间那就是现在
qiān zài nán féng de shí jiān nà jiù shì xiàn zài
A once-in-a-thousand-years moment is right now.
宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅
zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái
The geek has turned fierce; the geek has turned into the fierce house.
饶舌歌手都喜欢炫富 抱歉... 我都炫技
ráo shé gē shǒu dōu xǐ huān xuàn fù bào qiàn... wǒ dōu xuàn jì
Rappers love to show off their wealth; sorry... I just show off my skills.
饶舌歌手不喜欢念书 抱歉... 台大电机
ráo shé gē shǒu bù xǐ huān niàn shū bào qiàn... tái dà diàn jī
Rappers don't like studying; sorry... I'm in the electrical engineering program at NTU.
饶舌歌手都狰狞面目 抱歉... 长得秀气
ráo shé gē shǒu dōu zhēng níng miàn mù bào qiàn... zhǎng dé xiù qì
Rappers have fierce looks; sorry... I look delicate.
饶舌歌手都喜欢电镀 抱歉... 比较喜欢上台电你
ráo shé gē shǒu dōu xǐ huān diàn dù bào qiàn... bǐ jiào xǐ huān shàng tái diàn nǐ
Rappers love bling; sorry... I prefer to be on stage with you.
饶舌歌手都烟酒不离手
ráo shé gē shǒu dōu yān jiǔ bù lí shǒu
Rappers are never apart from their drinks and smokes.
但我比较喜欢研究beat.flow 前奏一下绝对不熄火
dàn wǒ bǐ jiào xǐ huān yán jiū beat.flow qián zòu yī xià jué duì bù xī huǒ
But I prefer studying beat and flow; an intro so fire it won’t go out.
饶舌歌手笑我学院派 呵是研究所
ráo shé gē shǒu xiào wǒ xué yuàn pài hē shì yán jiū suǒ
Rappers laugh at me for being academic; haha, I’m in graduate school.
但最后 没韵没flow 还不是回头来研究我
dàn zuì hòu méi yùn méi flow hái bú shì huí tóu lái yán jiū wǒ
But in the end, with no rhyme and no flow, they still turn back to study me.
当饶舌歌手对脸书 渐渐成瘾 我逐渐的 读万卷书 𦈌出 一身本领
dāng ráo shé gē shǒu duì liǎn shū jiàn jiàn chéng yǐn wǒ zhú jiàn de dú wàn juàn shū shū chū yī shēn běn lǐng
As rappers become gradually addicted to Facebook, I’m busy reading thousands of books and gaining skills.
身影 隐身在 书店 咖啡厅 再浮现时已是架上无限的成品
shēn yǐng yǐn shēn zài shū diàn kā fēi tīng zài fú xiàn shí yǐ shì jià shàng wú xiàn de chéng pǐn
My figure hides in bookstores and cafes; when I reappear, I’m a shelf full of products.
他们汲汲营营 比谁bling bling 你听 chi ching 奖学金的声音
tā men jí jí yíng yíng bǐ shuí bling bling nǐ tīng chi ching jiǎng xué jīn de shēng yīn
They hustle to be more bling-bling; you can hear the chi ching of scholarship money.
跟我抢金音奖 问我你怎么抢不赢
gēn wǒ qiǎng jīn yīn jiǎng wèn wǒ nǐ zěn me qiǎng bù yíng
Competing for the Golden Melody Award with me? Ask me why you can’t win.
叫你多听听讲 你怎么讲都讲不听
jiào nǐ duō tīng tīng jiǎng nǐ zěn me jiǎng dōu jiǎng bù tīng
I told you to listen more, why don't you hear what I’m saying?
是谁说玩音乐 小孩不会变坏
shì shuí shuō wán yīn yuè xiǎo hái bú huì biàn huài
Who said playing music won't change kids for the better?
看我从玩音乐 小宅男 变成天菜
kàn wǒ cóng wán yīn yuè xiǎo zhái nán biàn chéng tiān cài
Look at how I've transformed from a music-playing geek into a star.
Damn right
Damn right
Damn right.
千载 难逢的时间那就是现在
qiān zài nán féng de shí jiān nà jiù shì xiàn zài
A once-in-a-thousand-years moment is right now.
宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 凶宅
zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái xiōng zhái xiōng zhái xiōng zhái
The geek has turned fierce; the geek has turned into the fierce house, fierce house, fierce house.
宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅
zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái
The geek has turned fierce; the geek has turned into the fierce house.
还记得刚开始 上台时 像个呆子 呵
hái jì de gāng kāi shǐ shàng tái shí xiàng gè dāi zi hē
Remember when I first took the stage? I looked like a fool, haha.
用著方程式 算著拍子sounding like a nerd
yòng zhù fāng chéng shì suàn zhù pāi zi sounding like a nerd
Using equations to calculate the rhythm, sounding like a nerd.
各种抢拍和 忘词 和放不开的腼腆
gè zhǒng qiǎng pāi hé wàng cí hé fàng bù kāi de miǎn tiǎn
Various off-beats, forgetting the lyrics, and being shy.
他们看我憨呆的样子 对我指指点点说
tā men kàn wǒ hān dāi de yàng zi duì wǒ zhǐ zhǐ diǎn diǎn shuō
They look at me with a foolish expression, pointing and saying:
Look at this guy 这么的宅 还想站上舞台 这么可爱 呵呵呵x∞
Look at this guy zhè me de zhái hái xiǎng zhàn shàng wǔ tái zhè me kě ài hē hē hē x∞
Look at this guy, he’s so geeky and still wants to go on stage; so cute, haha.
Why don't you give me the mic
Why don't you give me the mic
Why don't you give me the mic?
Bitch you're killing the vibe
Bitch you're killing the vibe
Bitch, you're killing the vibe.
乖乖牌还玩什么饶舌 快快回家弹你的陶喆
guāi guāi pái hái wán shén me ráo shé kuài kuài huí jiā dàn nǐ de táo zhé
Good kids shouldn't be rapping; hurry back home and play your David Tao.
管你 来自什么嘻研社 又不是杜振熙来自颜社
guǎn nǐ lái zì shén me xī yán shè yòu bú shì dù zhèn xī lái zì yán shè
No matter where you come from, it’s not like Du Zhenxi is from the Yan Society.
关于小熊仔
guān yú xiǎo xióng zǎi
About Xiong Zai.
他即使受到一次一次鄙视 没有因此遗失己志
tā jí shǐ shòu dào yī cì yī cì bǐ shì méi yǒu yīn cǐ yí shī jǐ zhì
Even after facing disdain time and again, he never lost sight of his ambition.
反而以此逼自己 日复一日靠著意志力 累积实力与气势
fǎn ér yǐ cǐ bī zì jǐ rì fù yí rì kào zhù yì zhì lì lěi jī shí lì yǔ qì shì
Instead, I push myself by relying on willpower day after day to accumulate strength and momentum.
现在曾对他嗤之以鼻的 都被他颐指气使
xiàn zài céng duì tā chī zhī yǐ bí de dōu bèi tā yí zhǐ qì shǐ
Now those who once scorned him are being bossed around by him.
谁想的到 从没人想敲 到每个人都想要
shuí xiǎng de dào cóng méi rén xiǎng qiāo dào měi gè rén dōu xiǎng yào
Who would've thought, no one imagined that everyone now wants to join in.
水涨船高 演唱会的票 一堆妹抢著要
shuǐ zhǎng chuán gāo yǎn chàng huì de piào yī duī mèi qiǎng zhù yào
As opportunities rise, concert tickets are in high demand from many girls.
谁想合照 (我 我 我) 来一个一个排队来
shuí xiǎng hé zhào (wǒ wǒ wǒ) lái yí gè yí gè pái duì lái
Who wants a photo together? (Me, me, me) Let's line up one by one.
谁想的到 鬼才想的到 难怪他们都说我是鬼才
shuí xiǎng de dào guǐ cái xiǎng de dào nán guài tā men dōu shuō wǒ shì guǐ cái
Who would've thought? No one could have imagined. No wonder they call me a genius.
是谁说玩音乐 小孩不会变坏
shì shuí shuō wán yīn yuè xiǎo hái bú huì biàn huài
Who said playing music won't change kids for the better?
看我从玩音乐 小宅男 变成天菜
kàn wǒ cóng wán yīn yuè xiǎo zhái nán biàn chéng tiān cài
Look at how I've transformed from a music-playing geek into a star.
Damn right
Damn right
Damn right.
千载 难逢的时间那就是现在
qiān zài nán féng de shí jiān nà jiù shì xiàn zài
A once-in-a-thousand-years moment is right now.
宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 凶宅
zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái xiōng zhái xiōng zhái xiōng zhái
The geek has turned fierce; the geek has turned into the fierce house, fierce house, fierce house.
宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅
zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái
The geek has turned fierce; the geek has turned into the fierce house.
说自己没准备 然后考很废 这种都被我欺凌
shuō zì jǐ méi zhǔn bèi rán hòu kǎo hěn fèi zhè zhǒng dōu bèi wǒ qī líng
Claiming to be unprepared but still failing miserably; these types are bullied by me.
说自己没准备 然后熬整夜 这种我最唾弃你
shuō zì jǐ méi zhǔn bèi rán hòu áo zhěng yè zhè zhǒng wǒ zuì tuò qì nǐ
Claiming to be unprepared yet pulling all-nighters; these types I disdain the most.
说自己熬整夜 然后考很废 这种都没我机灵
shuō zì jǐ áo zhěng yè rán hòu kǎo hěn fèi zhè zhǒng dōu méi wǒ jī líng
Claiming to pull all-nighters yet still failing; these types cannot outsmart me.
我都高分贝 说要拿高分 考倒数最后一名
wǒ dōu gāo fēn bèi shuō yào ná gāo fēn kǎo dào shǔ zuì hòu yī míng
I am in high volume, saying I want to score high yet ranking last.
说自己没准备 然后考很废 这种都被我欺凌
shuō zì jǐ méi zhǔn bèi rán hòu kǎo hěn fèi zhè zhǒng dōu bèi wǒ qī líng
Claiming to be unprepared but still failing miserably; these types are bullied by me.
说自己没准备 然后熬整夜 这种我最唾弃你
shuō zì jǐ méi zhǔn bèi rán hòu áo zhěng yè zhè zhǒng wǒ zuì tuò qì nǐ
Claiming to be unprepared yet pulling all-nighters; these types I disdain the most.
说自己熬整夜 然后考很废 这种都没我机灵
shuō zì jǐ áo zhěng yè rán hòu kǎo hěn fèi zhè zhǒng dōu méi wǒ jī líng
Claiming to pull all-nighters yet still failing; these types cannot outsmart me.
我都高分贝 说要拿高分 考倒数最后一名
wǒ dōu gāo fēn bèi shuō yào ná gāo fēn kǎo dào shǔ zuì hòu yī míng
I am in high volume, saying I want to score high yet ranking last.
你看那多工的过动儿 一边做歌一边做功课
nǐ kàn nà duō gōng de guò dòng ér yī biān zuò gē yī biān zuò gōng kè
Look at that hyperactive multitasker, making music while doing homework.
发展出到底是多风格 还是多重人格 他们都说我疯了
fā zhǎn chū dào dǐ shì duō fēng gé hái shì duō zhòng rén gé tā men dōu shuō wǒ fēng le
Developing either a unique style or a multiple personality; they all say I’m crazy.
像是24个比利 调配我的人格特质比例
xiàng shì 24 gè bǐ lì diào pèi wǒ de rén gé tè zhì bǐ lì
Like having 24 personalities, I mix my character traits.
白天受科学式的启迪 晚上变歌词制造机器
bái tiān shòu kē xué shì de qǐ dí wǎn shàng biàn gē cí zhì zào jī qì
In the day, enlightened by science; at night, I transform into a lyric-making machine.
没办法克制 歇斯底里 随时提笔 写词维持技艺
méi bàn fǎ kè zhì xiē sī dǐ lǐ suí shí tí bǐ xiě cí wéi chí jì yì
There's no way to hold back or stop; at any moment, I can pick up my pen to maintain my skills.
允文允武 但韵文就是我装备的武器
yǔn wén yǔn wǔ dàn yùn wén jiù shì wǒ zhuāng bèi de wǔ qì
Versatile and capable, but poetry is the weapon I am equipped with.
表面扬眉又吐气 背后付出双倍的努力 双倍的武力
biǎo miàn yáng méi yòu tǔ qì bèi hòu fù chū shuāng bèi de nǔ lì shuāng bèi de wǔ lì
On the surface, I appear nonchalant while putting in double the effort and force behind the scenes.
5x2=10 所以有的是实力
5x2=10 suǒ yǐ yǒu de shì shí lì
5x2=10, so there is indeed strength.
怎么那么宅 怎么那么鸟 到
zěn me nà me zhái zěn me nà me niǎo dào
Why is it so nerdy? Why is it so ridiculous?
怎么那么帅 怎么那么屌 怎么那么有脑袋
zěn me nà me shuài zěn me nà me diǎo zěn me nà me yǒu nǎo dài
Why is he so cool? Why is he so impressive? Why is he so smart?
怎么那么罩 这么多的才华 这么少时间 怎么做的到
zěn me nà me zhào zhè me duō de cái huá zhè me shǎo shí jiān zěn me zuò de dào
How does he handle so much talent in such little time?
flow怎么那么快 韵怎么那么巧 笑容这么坏 对人怎么那么好
flow zěn me nà me kuài yùn zěn me nà me qiǎo xiào róng zhè me huài duì rén zěn me nà me hǎo
How is his flow so fast? How are the rhymes so clever? With such a bad smile, how is he so nice to people?
到底怎么做的到 没道理 真的想知道 我教你 来
dào dǐ zěn me zuò de dào méi dào lǐ zhēn de xiǎng zhī dào wǒ jiào nǐ lái
How exactly does he achieve that? It makes no sense. I really want to know. I'll teach you, come.
一早起来 就卯起来 我跳起来 我超期待
yī zǎo qǐ lái jiù mǎo qǐ lái wǒ tiào qǐ lái wǒ chāo qī dài
Waking up early, I get ready. I jump up, I am super excited.
新考验拿份考题来 不小心我又考100
xīn kǎo yàn ná fèn kǎo tí lái bù xiǎo xīn wǒ yòu kǎo 100
In a new challenge, I accidentally ace the test with a score of 100 again.
我钻研我的专业能力维持我的专页人气
wǒ zuān yán wǒ de zhuān yè néng lì wéi chí wǒ de zhuān yè rén qì
I delve into my professional skills to maintain my page's popularity.
管理粉丝专页回复每个粉丝给的关切
guǎn lǐ fěn sī zhuān yè huí fù měi gè fěn sī gěi de guān qiè
Managing the fan page and responding to every concern from fans.
回复每个专题生提出的每个专题问题
huí fù měi gè zhuān tí shēng tí chū de měi gè zhuān tí wèn tí
Replying to every project question posed by each student.
回顾我的专辑整体度有没有贯彻彻底
huí gù wǒ de zhuān jí zhěng tǐ dù yǒu méi yǒu guàn chè chè dǐ
Reflecting on whether my album's overall coherence has been thoroughly executed.
回到我的秘密基地继续努力钻研动笔
huí dào wǒ de mì mì jī dì jì xù nǔ lì zuān yán dòng bǐ
Returning to my secret base, I continue to work hard and refine my writing.
Just so I can be the truly one and only WHAT?!
Just so I can be the truly one and only WHAT?!
Just so I can be the truly one and only WHAT?!
凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅
xiōng zhái xiōng zhái xiōng zhái zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái
Haunted house, haunted house, haunted house, the宅男 becomes haunted, the宅男 becomes the haunted house.
凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 宅男变凶 宅男变凶宅 凶宅!
xiōng zhái xiōng zhái xiōng zhái zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái nán biàn xiōng zhái xiōng zhái!
Haunted house, haunted house, haunted house, the宅男 becomes haunted, the宅男 becomes the haunted house, haunted house!