Not A Farmer (我不是農人)
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Search “方大同 我不是農人” on YouTube前阵子 我朋友发了个文给我看
Recently, my friend sent me a post to look at.
他跟我说 欸 你种菜去啦
He told me, 'Hey, you should start planting vegetables.'
我说 没有阿
I said, 'No, I’m not doing that.'
他说 你看看 写得好像真的一样
He said, 'Look, it reads like it’s real.'
So check it out
So check it out.
谁又胡说八道? 网文常会瞎闹
Who’s spreading nonsense? Online articles can often be ridiculous.
吸眼球追流量 搞得乱七八糟
They chase clicks and views, making everything chaotic.
谁都能发消息? 世界大同小异
Anyone can send messages? The world is pretty much the same.
越来越不靠谱 让人有点焦急
It’s becoming less reliable, making people a bit anxious.
说我买房了 什么? Nah, huh?
They say I’ve bought a house, what? Nah, huh?
说我变胖了 wait, what?
They say I’ve gained weight, wait, what?
说我转行了 uh-uh, huh?
They say I’ve changed careers, uh-uh, huh?
你们别上当了 no, no
Don’t be fooled, no, no.
我不是农人 我还是歌手
I’m not a farmer; I’m still a singer.
若要我耕田 得等我退休
If you want me to farm, you’ll have to wait until I retire.
有机 有机 有机 有机 有机蔬菜好
Organic, organic, organic, organic, organic vegetables are good.
有机 有机 有机 有机 有机水果好
Organic, organic, organic, organic, organic fruits are good.
但我不是农人 我还是歌手
But I’m not a farmer; I’m still a singer.
所以听了前半首歌 大家知道
So after listening to the first half of the song, everyone knows.
现在网路的世界 可要多么地小心
In today's online world, you have to be very careful.
别随便把自己的个人资料给出去喔
Don’t casually give out your personal information.
我们继续
Let’s continue.
小心种种骗局 常会有人假冒
Be wary of various scams, there will often be impersonators.
汇钱 邮箱 密码 什么都能瞎搞
Wiring money, email, passwords, all can be messed up.
若被留言攻击 不需要太介意
If you’re attacked in the comments, don’t worry too much.
自知专注自己 是最好的免疫
Knowing how to focus on yourself is the best immunity.
说我买房了 买房了
They say I’ve bought a house, bought a house.
说我变胖了 变胖了
They say I’ve gained weight, gained weight.
说我转行了 转行了
They say I’ve changed careers, changed careers.
你们别上当了 oh 你们别上当
Don’t be fooled, oh don’t be fooled.
我不是农人 我还是歌手
I’m not a farmer; I’m still a singer.
若要我耕田 得等我退休
If you want me to farm, you’ll have to wait until I retire.
有机 有机 有机 有机 有机蔬菜好
Organic, organic, organic, organic, organic vegetables are good.
有机 有机 有机 有机 有机水果好
Organic, organic, organic, organic, organic fruits are good.
我不是农人 我还是歌手
I’m not a farmer; I’m still a singer.
有机 有机 有机 有机 有有有 有机蔬菜好
Organic, organic, organic, organic, it's really good to have organic vegetables.
有机 有机 有机 有机 有有有 有机水果好
Organic, organic, organic, organic, it's really good to have organic fruits.
有机 有机 有机 有机 有有有 有机蔬菜好
Organic, organic, organic, organic, it's really good to have organic vegetables.
有机 有机 有机 有机 hey, hey
Organic, organic, organic, organic, hey, hey.
有机 有机 有机 有机 有机蔬菜好
Organic, organic, organic, organic, organic vegetables are good.
有机 有机 有机 有机 有机水果好
Organic, organic, organic, organic, organic fruits are good.