Xi Ju Zhi Wang (喜劇之王)
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I look at a kiwi.
眼泪突然被引爆
Tears suddenly explode.
我可不是 可不是特别爱闹
I am not someone who particularly loves to make a fuss.
这叫做这叫做心灵感召
This is what you call a spiritual calling.
不信你问李清照
You can ask Li Qingzhao if you don't believe it.
我天生不爱炫耀
I was born not to show off.
却太多艺术细胞
Yet I have too much artistic talent.
我谈的情 拍的拖 也许很少
The relationships I talk about and the dates I go on may be very few.
中的枪 挨的刀 受的煎熬
I’ve endured the pain of shots and knives.
华丽得无法低调
So glorious that I can't be low-key.
为什么全世界的恋 我都失一遍
Why have I experienced all the love in the world?
为所有的悲剧 当特约演员
I am a special guest in all tragedies.
我伤得断肠
I am heartbroken.
我哭得夸张
I cry exaggeratedly.
像一套港产片
Like a Hong Kong film.
为何普天下的泪 我先流一遍
Why do I have to shed tears first in this world?
市面上的纸巾 都由我代言
All the tissues on the market are endorsed by me.
站在我旁边 你不算可怜
Standing next to me, you're not considered pitiful.
这也是种贡献
This is also a kind of contribution.
被分手的那一秒
The second I was dumped.
我疯狂往海边跑
I ran crazily towards the sea.
你有什么资格说我很无聊
What qualifications do you have to say that I’m boring?
你那次淋著雨失控咆哮
That time you lost control and yelled in the rain.
廉价小说那一套
Just like a cheap novel.
为什么全世界的恋 我都失一遍
Why have I experienced all the love in the world?
为所有的悲剧 当特约演员
I am a special guest in all tragedies.
我伤得断肠
I am heartbroken.
我哭得夸张
I cry exaggeratedly.
像一套港产片
Like a Hong Kong film.
为何普天下的泪 我先流一遍
Why do I have to shed tears first in this world?
市面上的纸巾 都由我代言
All the tissues on the market are endorsed by me.
站在我旁边你不算可怜
Standing next to me, you're not considered pitiful.
这也是种贡献
This is also a kind of contribution.
每一天都活在 电影里面
Every day I live in a movie.
每一天都活在 小说里面
Every day I live in a novel.
每一天都活在 K歌里面
Every day I live in a karaoke.
每一天都活在 MV里面
Every day I live in a music video.
这世界本来就是场真人秀表演
This world is originally a live reality show performance.
实在难避免
It's really hard to avoid.
幕揭开全世界的恋 我都失一遍
When the curtain rises, I lose love all over the world.
为所有的悲剧 当特约演员
I am a special guest in all tragedies.
我伤得断肠
I am heartbroken.
我哭得夸张
I cry exaggeratedly.
只为了红几年
Just to be famous for a few years.